"This isn't like I imagined it would be in the bathtub."
Dianne Wiest, on winning best actress Oscar for Bullets Over Broadway
7 days until the celebrity bling-blingeing festival of the year.
Who would you thank?
If you've ever felt the need to be grateful to food, and to flirt with the sharp, knife edge of celebrity - then write out your ode to the food you're most grateful for and if there's anyone who introduced it to you, who ranks on your life's A list...then let us know...at the Culin-oscar-pys.
Pithy, witty, gracious, charming, tearful, bileful...we'll take it all...
If you're short on ideas, here's a speech generator I just found...