Ladies and Gentlemen.
Welcome to this year's red carpet. Yeah baby, it's shag.
Time to showcase the foods that deserve recognition, endorsements and Winston's gems.
Last year I asked for the all time greatest acceptance speeches for the food you're most grateful for.
This year...Imagine - which star, alive or dead, is sitting at your dining room table - sipping champagne - come on, I said imagine...who would it be? And what would you be making them for dinner?
A pulled pork sandwich for...?
A fruitcake for....?
A bottle of water and lettuce for...?
I dare ya...and keep it clean babes.